Help Wanted - PUBLICIST

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to even hope to understand this...I think....XD



*Me and Jasper are walking home. Haley had to leave school early because of a fever, and Cameron had walked away muttering something about "stupid teachers". On the way there, Jasper sees a newspaper stand, buys one, and checks out whats up in the Sports section. He sees something else and for some reason thinks its important to show it to me.*

Jasper; Carissa? I think you should look at this.....*hold up newspaper*

Me; Jasper, I'm not really into sports unless it involves kicking a ball into a net. And I've already registered with AYSO for the fall, so -

Jasper; No, not that! *points to place on the newspaper*

Me; *looks at it* Um..gee, Jasper...."Tires For Sale". Yeah, I'm not gonna care about that until, like, three years from now.....

Jasper; T_T NO, not that! *points to other place on newspaper* That.

Me; *looks at it again. I see a picture of me in ghost form, firing an ecto-ray at the Box Ghost but instead destroying property of City Hall.* What the - give me that! *grabs newspaper* How the heck did they get that?? *starts reading* "Friend or Fiend? It has been revealed that some sort of mythical creature - " T_T I'm half-ghost, can't they see that?! "- has been supposedly saving our town from ghosts." X.X Supposedly?????? "But does she? In this picture, it shows that she has been, indeed, demolishing our property deliberately. With a CP emblem, Carrie Phairie is shown to (continued on page B7)" *jaw drops* Carrie Phairie??? Faced with that, I'll take Inviso-Bill! Where the heck did they get Carrie Phairie???

Jasper; XD Looks like Danny wasn't the only one who needs a publicist.

Me; Oi. *facepalm* I dread Haley's and Cameron's reactions...

Jasper; *esh now shaking with laughter* I can hear them now. *high pitched voice* Ohmigosh, Carissa -

Me; *throws newspaper at him* Shut up.

Jasper; *picks up newspaper* Hey - where am I in this article? *looks through newspaper* I'm not in here! *pretends to be mad* This is an outrage! I should sue!

Me; You don't need the press to come up with a stupid nickname, Jasper.

Jasper; I'll shut up now.